Dug a hole for myself
Clawing my way out
The earth moves with me
And there's no escape
The hole gets bigger
And swallows me up
A grave with my name on it.
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Mistress Mae the Merry Muffin Maker
Location:
Ventura, Ca.
Home or favorite faire
Ojai Rennaisance Faire &
Lake Casitas Pirate Faire,
Escondido Ren faires
About Me
I am Mistress Mae the Merry Muffin Maker with my two miniature mischief makers and masters in the making of muffin magic.
Music
If it's good I'll listen. Mostly classic rock. Love the old singers and songwriters. Modern: Beastie Boys, Bloodhound Gang, Madonna, David Grey, Paramore, Green Day,Gwen Staphani. Just getting into Justin Timberlake, Nelly Furtado and A lot of the new music playing on the radio
Movies
Where to start. There are so many! Anything Mel Brooks. Any old school Eddie Murphy, Richard Pryor or Chevy Chase. Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, The Princess Bride, The Fifth Element (loving Angel.A), Rat Race, Sin City, O' Brother Where Art Thou, The Thirteenth Warrior, Jaws II, Chicago, The Neverending Story, An Inconvenient Truth, Pink Floyd:The Wall, So many to choose from. Like Music...I like the good stuff.
TV
Don't watch it. I like old school. The Carol Burnett Show, The Sonny and Cher Show, Benny Hill, Monty Python's Flying Circus, I love Lucy, The Honeymooners, Fantasy island, Gilligan's Island, Knightrider, The A-team, The Munster's, I Dream of Jeannie, Bewitched.
Books
I read mostly cookbooks. And uasually about chocolate (That's my business, I need to know.)Then next would be historical novels. I am reading one now called "Bury the Chains" by: Adam Hochschild. It's about the abolishment of slavery and how it started in England. Then I read anything that fills my mind with information.I could read "The Princess Bride" over and over. laugh out loud book!
Likes
I like humor. I love to laugh! I love chocolate. Good quality chocolate at least 70% cacao and from South America(with 3-5 all natuaral ingredients). I love camping and most outdoor activities, museums and art galleries, live theatre, hanging out with friends or my boys, ren faires, tequilla, and sexuality. I love life and enjoying all that it has to offer! Intellectual conversation. I crave it.
Dislikes
People with no sense of humor.Dull... Ignorance and prejudice. Judgemental, bossy, needy and ungrateful people. Plus, people who think they are above others. And nobody messes with my boys!
Hobbies
I bake. I bake spectacular cakes! I work with chocolate.Desserts in general.If it's made with sugar..I do it. I read and write quite a bit. I'm a puzzle fanatic, jigsaw or crossword doesn't matter. I enjoy watching movies, Scrabble, camping, hiking, ocean kayaking, ren faires, live theatre, drinking tequila with friends. Party, party party!I really love to try NEW things. If I haven't done it yet, I'd probably like to.
Vices
I can let my temper get away with me. I may not take things as serious as they should be. I can be too outspoken with my opinions and the truth. Without stopping to think if someone may get hurt.I can be controlling and bullheaded.(Just being honest)
Virtues
I have a great sense of humor and can take a joke. I am a compassionate person. I like everyone at first. I can cook up a storm! I care about the future of our planet and my great grandchildren.
Heroes
As a child: my grandfather and my father. As a teenager: my stepfather and any chick who was bad ass. Now:....?
Here For
Friendships, Networking
Relationship Status
Married
Orientation
Not Specified
Children
Proud Parent
Number of Children
2
Body Type
Slim / Slender
Height
5'7"
Religion
Not Specified
Ethnicity
Not Specified
Smoke
Yes
Drink
Yes
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My Futile Effort
Wednesday, January 2, 2008, 12:33 PM PST [Poetry]
Dug a hole for myself Clawing my way out The earth moves with me And there's no escape The hole gets bigger And swallows me up A grave with my name on it. Happy New Year Shire!
Wednesday, January 2, 2008, 12:27 PM PST [General]
Happy New Year to Everyone! Another crazy year gone. Maybe 2008 will be quieter, mellower or perhaps not. Well the New Year's Eve party we threw was a hit. A black and white theme, food was yummy, chocolate tuxedo strawberries, a flowing chocolate fountain and plenty of good friends! Everyone dressed in black and white. No major drama. Everyone made it home alright. Thank you to all who attended or helped in some way. Well, I just finished my new list of goals for the new year. I'm excited about them. Mostly business related. Looking forward to growing and expanding Reagle Chocolates. I think it will be a year full of life changes. Good luck to everyone in the new year. No rest for the weary!
Thursday, December 27, 2007, 10:17 AM PST [General]
So our guild Christmas party is over. That means the gingerbread castle is done along with 50 cupcakes. I finished up a Homer Simpson cake and a poker themed cake right as my 29th birthday came around the corner. We had an Asian themed party. Just a few friends and drinks. Then we were off to Vegas baby! Stayed at the MGM Grand and watched Cirque du Soleil's Beatles Love show. Fantastic! Got myself a new Beatles hat and shirt! I drove 90mph the whole way home from Vegas. A six hour drive cut down to a 4 hour drive. Wrapped up platters of all the cookies I'd made for my friends and wrapped up all the Christmas presents. Christmas morning ( the usual). That night it was on to The Archer's house for a Christmas party and gift exchange. Good food, good friends, and good drinks! Now it's a mad dash to get ready for our New Year's Eve party. A black and white theme. Ought to be fun! The whole time I've been sick as a dog! No rest for the weary. I thrive on a busy schedule. The more I take on the better I feel. Productivity makes me feel great! Capricorn, you know? Hope everyone has a safe an ill free holiday this year.
Medieval Gingerbread Santa workshop
Tuesday, December 4, 2007, 01:16 PM PST [General]
Mistress Mae here! I am working on a Medieval Gingerbread Santa workshop. If anyone has ideas or pictures for me I'd love to see some. I'll be including small thatched roof homes as well. Shredded wheat works well as thatched roofs! I'll be sketching this week for the building plans. I love this stuff!
The Fools
Monday, December 3, 2007, 08:53 AM PST [Poetry]
They were fools for love They questioned themselves and each other They questioned how and why They never had a chance How was it to end How were they suppossed to last How could they do that How do they like being fools They tried to plan a future They talked of what could be They got lost in thought They lost themselves How could they pretend How do you hide from this How were the days to go How is the future not dim They embraced and knew They faced one another and knew They saw the truth the way it is They knew it was ending...or just begininng |